Robert42 5 Ways To get LAID

In no Particular order:

- Charm them - Tell them what they want to hear. Ladies are a differant species learn to tame then

- Get em drunk - take em out when they ask for a drink go buy it but make it a double

- pretend - PRETEND you (or ur "kid") aint got long let to live (if it don't work when chattin someone up it works if u go disney land and skip the que's)

- pretend ur a father - i do this often it works a charm i get LAID often im a man whore

- if ur well endowed (like me) - SHOW IT OFF theyll be after u!

IF ALL ELSE FAILS

PULL A FAT BIRD!

GHB or a quick jab to the jaw also works a treat

was gna say that but deared a female backlash

gotta love the ladies

BIG UP lol

You need a job, Robert42.

*takes notes*