Sex Lingo?

* some of these may be offensive, well they are... so prepare to be offended:D *











Sex positions/ in bed lingo...


Chili dog - when you shit on a girls chest, and tittyfuck her ( that's just a little weird... )

Found these two from some guys post on Marihemp...

Abraham Lincoln - Shave your pubes and hold them in your hand. Get your mate to give you a blowjob and when you cum on her face throw the trimmed curlies onto your semen soaked partners face and she will be left with a striking resemblance to Abraham Lincoln.

Houdini - As a man reaches climax whilst in the doggie style position, the man pulls out and spits on their partner's back, fooling them into thinking that he has ejaculated, however, when their partner turns around, the man lets loose his baby batter in his partner's face.






Add to the list :-) I'm missing alot on purpose, because some are just unexplainable.

lmao those are retarded!


NO CHILI DOGS from or for me!

abraham lincoln is retarded, and houdini is rude.



but that was a hella good laugh :D

i've heard the houdini one

they're pretty rude, yet funny :D

I thought the houdini was called a backside fakie.

lol
i belive that's a skateboarding trick


haha jk

it probablly is... different names for different things



oh yeah


Rusty trombone - When a chick gives you head after you do her in the ass...

Ah, the rusty trombone. I dunno, if my boyfriend wanted me to I would!

Lol i bet we've all heard of the dirty shanchez :D ;)

donkey punch

The Houdini is called "The Assasin" in my part of town.