Frank Zappa quotes

I was seeing an oxymoron here in politics........... ;)
The U.S. government, The Entertainment Division of the Military-Industrial Complex
It has never mattered to me that thirty million people might think Im wrong. The number of people who thought Hitler was right did not make him right.
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they'll gonna murder you in your sleep
The last election just laid the foundation of the next 500yrs of Dark Ages-1981
Lets not be too tough on our own Ignorance, its the thing that makes America great. If America wern't incomparably ignorant, how could we have tolerated the last eight years?-1988
A mind is like a parachute. It doesnt work if its not open
Who are the brain police?
One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change peoples minds.
The U.S. is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

Well, apparently I need a tube of K.Y. for you too. So tell me, where is the oxymoron? I guess since I'm not a paranoid ass I don't deserve to fly Frank for an avatar.
Remember when he took on Tipper in the congressional meetings? He was a long way from being a boot licking democrat! :thumbsup:

Here's another great Zappa quote for ya: :thumbsup:


But you forgot what I was sayinâ??
â??cause youâ??re an asshole, youâ??re an asshole
Thatâ??s right
Youâ??re an asshole, youâ??re an asshole
Yes, yes
Youâ??re an asshole, youâ??re an asshole
Thatâ??s right
Youâ??re an asshole, youâ??re an asshole :thumbsup:

I knew u come along. I l ove it when he told old tipper off that was great..
The establishment of a rating system, voluntary or other wise, opens the door to an endless parade of moral quality control programs based on things certain christians do not like, what if the next bunch of Washington wives demand large yellow J on all material written or performed by jews.

Just seeing his picture brought back memorys...psy

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Originally Posted by Psycho4Bud

Here's another great Zappa quote for ya: :thumbsup:


But you forgot what I was sayinâ??
â??cause youâ??re an asshole, youâ??re an asshole
Thatâ??s right
Youâ??re an asshole, youâ??re an asshole
Yes, yes
Youâ??re an asshole, youâ??re an asshole
Thatâ??s right
Youâ??re an asshole, youâ??re an asshole :thumbsup:

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lol

relevant? maybe, maybe not...but i've taken some vicodin and had a little bit of the ganja...and this song cracks me up...

Flakes! Flakes!
Flakes! Flakes!

They don't do no good
They never be workin'
When they oughta should
They waste your time
They're wastin' mine
California's got the most of them
Boy, they got a host of them
Swear t'God they got the most
At every business on the coast
Swear t'God they got the most
At every business on the coast
They got the Flakes

Flakes! Flakes!

They can't fix yer brakes
You ask 'em, "Where's my motor?"
"Well it was eaten by snakes . . ."
You can stab 'n' shoot 'n' spit
But they won't be fixin' it
They're lyin' an' lazy
They can be drivin' you crazy
Swear t'God they got the most
At every business on the coast
Swear t'God they got the most
At every business on the coast
[Take it away, Bob. . .]

I asked as nice as I could
If my job would
Somehow be finished by Friday
Well, the whole damn weekend
Came 'n' went, Frankie
[Wanna buy some mandies, Bob?]
'N'they didn't do nothin'
But they charged me double for Sunday
You know, no matter what you do
They gonna cheat 'n' rob you
Then they'll send you a bill
That'll get your senses reelin'
And if you do not pay
They got computer collectors
That'll get you so crazy
Til your head'll go through th' ceilin'
Yes it will!

I'm a moron 'n' this is my wife
She's frosting a cake
With a paper knife
All what we got here's
American made
It's a little bit cheesey,
But it's nicely displayed
Well we don't get excited when it
Crumbles 'n' breaks
We just get on the phone
And call up some Flakes
They rush on over
'N' wreck it some more
'N' we are so dumb
They're linin' up at our door
Well, the toilet went crazy
Yesterday afternoon
The plumber he says
"Never flush a lampoon!"
This great information
Cost me half a week's pay
And the toilet blew up
Later on the next day ay-eee-ay
Blew up the next day WOO-OOO

We are millions 'n' millions
We're coming to get you
We're protected by unions
So don't let it upset you
Can't escape the conclusion
It's probably God's Will
That civilization
Will grind to a standstill
And we are the people
Who will make it all happen
While yer children is sleepin',
Yer puppy is crappin'
You might call us Flakes
Or something else you might coin us
But we know you're so greedy
That you'll probably join us
We're comin' to get you, we're comin' to get you
We're comin' to get you, we're comin' to get you
We're comin' to get you, we're comin' to get you
We're comin' to get you, we're comin' to get you

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Originally Posted by eg420ne

I knew u come along. I l ove it when he told old tipper off that was great..
The establishment of a rating system, voluntary or other wise, opens the door to an endless parade of moral quality control programs based on things certain christians do not like, what if the next bunch of Washington wives demand large yellow J on all material written or performed by jews.

Just seeing his picture brought back memorys...psy

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The BEST part of the debate had to have been when he had Tipper on the ropes regarding censorship, he comes Al Gore. "Ah, Mr. Zappa, I've been a big fan of yours for years and own all your albums!". I'll bet that boy didn't get no Tipper action for a year!!! :dance:

I'll dedicate this one to Nick and the Gang: LOL :thumbsup:

I want a nasty little jewish princess
With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses
A horny little jewish princess
With a garlic aroma that could level tacoma
Lonely inside
Well, she can swallow my pride

I want a hairy little jewish princess
With a brand new nose, who knows where it goes
I want a steamy little jewish princess
With over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums
I donâ??t want no troll
I just want a yemenite hole

I want a darling little jewish princess
Who donâ??t shit about cooking and is arrogant looking
A vicious little jewish princess
To specifically happen with a pee-pee thatâ??s snappinâ??
All up inside
I just want a princess to ride
Awright, back to the top...everybody twist

I want a funky little jewish princess
A grinder; a bumper, with a pre-moistened dumper
A brazen little jewish princess
With titanic tits, and sand-blasted zits
She can even be poor
So long as she does it with four on the floor
(vapor-lock)

I want a dainty little jewish princess
With a couple of sisters who can raise a few blisters
A fragile little jewish princess
With roumanian thighs, who weasels â??nâ?? lies
For two or three nights
Wonâ??t someone send me a princess who bites
Wonâ??t someone send me a princess who bites
Wonâ??t someone send me a princess who bites
Wonâ??t someone send me a princess who bites

That dude had a way with words...

He'd had to be fuked up 24/7: With a brand new nose, who knows where it goes.lol