I will survive when zombies attack.

I am very learned in the art of killing zombies. I have studied their ways for years. When the attacks hit I will immediately be able to take action and figt my way to safety. I have many plans and back-up plans to those plans. I'm almost anticipating having to fight zombies.

you too? im also ready and waiting.

I am too skilled in the art of zombie killing, I just need to invest in a gun so I am ready when they do come.

I have not yet delved into the zombie-killing arts. I have however been caching a large number of laser stun guns so that when UFOs attack i can stand my ground.

If you need to quickly learn the arts pick up The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks.

you might have been schooled by max brooks or some shit, but try BEING a zombie, bitch!

I've read that guide, that's where I learned all my knowledge. But really, to see how serious a zombie invasion would be, check out this simulation.
http://kevan.org/proce55ing/zombies/

i am also an advanced zombie destroyer...

i do not use guns to harvest their soulless bodies, however...i jump on them from the treetops, and kill them with silver knives...

i do, however, have an SKS with a bayonet (true)...i will lend you a hand if you get in a tight spot...

I'm glad to see there are more people than myself that loathe and despise the undead. That gives hope for weed after the attack.

I too have devoted much thought about zombies. I have decided that in the event of a zombie attack I will simply become a Vampire and join a group of werewolves. We will watch each others backs.