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I am the joker of the "group" but most is only funny in the group.
Once in class the teacher was really pissed off and said if anybody said anything they would get detention so she was writing on the board (back to us) and she said "I hear voices" and I said "they are in your head" she couldnt help but laugh because it was so unexpected because she was a complete bitch.
Haha cool...
I have done so damn many funny things. I can't think of the funniest, but i'll try.
I actually can't think of anything right now.
Oh yeh, at our school behind a fence was a bungalow that everyone used to throw things at, an elderly couple lived there and kept complaining to the school.
Well one lunchtime me and a few mates gave anothe rof our mates who we had play fights with, a little bit of a kicking, so we got him to the floor and gave him a kicking (really lightly, just looked good) without realising a CCTV camera was watching it happen, and it looked like we were proper booting him in the face.
After lunch we had science, and half way through the lesson our head of year came in and asked to speak to the kid we kicked in, whilst they were out of the class, me and my mates were shitting ourselves thinking we were in trouble lol.
When he eventually came back, we found out he had been given an £80 bill for throwing half a house brick over the fence, through the old couple's window, and hitting the old man on the head who was taking a shit, i laughed until it hurt so much and i was crying when i heard it hit the old man who was on the toilet. It was really unfair, but so damn funny, and also our mate never paid for the window and nothing was ever done about it.
Also this other time, the bloke threw an apple back into the school car park from his garden, and then popped up over the fence, and someone threw the apple at him, hitting him in the mouth, he ran inside.. it was so hilarious but harsh.
LOL
Wedged myself between the water heater and the wall and passed out while under the influence. It was warm, dark, hummed, and held me.
i do a lot of funny stuff but i also orchestrate a lot of funny stuff.
behold my lil bro...
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