got lost in the woods today...

ok before you laugh please note that i was and still am high at the time so i have an excuse for getting lost at a public nature trail...



so anyway there i was it was 9am and i was walking with my dog in the nature preserve. the sun was just coming up and the cool frost laid a blanket on the grass.

At the time i was just kind of enjoying the scenery not really paying attention but just following my dog wherever he went out of the corner of my eye.

i was thinking some really deep deep thoughts in my head as i was walking but i dont really rememeber them now

so anyway i all of a sudden got out of my thought process, looked up and realized i had no idea where and the hell i was.

the trail was gone and my dog looked just as confused as i did...sort of like with an expression on his face saying, "I don't know where we are, you were supposed to know the way anyway!"

so at this point im really high and starting to flip out im like oh shit im gonna get lost and end up a frost filled dead zombie like the guy in the shining..then i began to notice something my dog had his nose on the ground and was running all around as if he was trying to find the way back home...


i was just like lead on dog lead on you lead the way....after following him through brush and whatnot for at least 15 minutes i suddenly found my way back to the trail.


my dog saved my life
i am forever in debt to his services

*sigh*

fuck i know how u feel, once i went out into the woods and got stoned. then on the way back i though that these wolves were after me, i fucking ran for miles and got lost, i was tripping like crazy, then my bro say me wondering around and picked me up on the quad, he just fucking laughed his ass off

You were really high lol. I wish I could go to the woods while high but I cant :(.

Ay my friend I smoked on this mini mountain in my town. When you climb the top you see all around, it is small like 300 feet nothing major lol tho i do like big mountains and bring a bottle to the top.

anyways i went up to catch a sunset, it was beautiful on the way down i got afraid of wild boars and bears lol ?wtf i was just paranoid running down the trail with a stick as a sword.

Sounds like Im new to smoking but Im not. Mountains are just powerful

*points finger and laughs at all* Silly stoners...*thinks to self I'm glad this happened to me yet..* hihigh, lemme just say..HAHAHAHA!!!
"my dog looked just as confused as i did...sort of like with an expression on his face saying, "I don't know where we are, you were supposed to know the way anyway!""

Your dog was like, hey Im just a dog, youre the intelligent human...well supposed to be. So dont look at me like this is my fault... lmao -baked and heavily resinated-

if your pothead then you cant use the excuse that you were high, cause your high all the time.