Bloody stupid school stunts

Inspired by 3 Sheets' class mates punching themselves in the face, a thread on stupid things we did at school.

My top moment was when we made fake rave fliers for a someone in my school year's party and posted them around town. Shame they had his home address on them. But it's OK cos we advertised it as "Pitton II the sequel" which got the attention of the old bill because the first Pitton rave was an illegal job that ended in a pitched battle between police and ravers and travellers. Apparently the old bill found our fliers 100 miles away. They weren't happy. Neither were my parents. :p

My year got on the front of the local paper for making ninja stars in the CDT room and chucking them around the bus garage. Whoops. :cool:

Not done many stupid things at school, bags of flour, tied up and launched at a group of little kids was awesome. Only happened once though, and not by me.
Someone took a BB gun in and shot a teacher in the groin.
Someone slapped a teacher's ass with a ruler as she walked past, and he got expelled.
Another kid put his finger through the flies of his trousers and told the receptionist the "Suck it" and he got expelled as she thought it was his dick.

Teacher threw a stool at a kid and hit him in the back with it, he shoved someone against some railings, called him a cunt and said he'd put his head through them lol.

I haven't got any stories of anything i did, as i'm a good boy, never had a detention before, oh my!

:D

throwin smoke bombs in tha bin..

putting band stickers up everywhere...

smokin hash in tha yard..

sometimes you do wish you were back there.

life was so much simpler in those good old days

We never got caught for this. We photoshopped our assistant principal's face onto a picture of some naked guy in handcuffs with stockings on. We got onto the head of the math department's school e-mail address because her password just so happened to be 1234. We e-mailed forwarded it to every e-mail address within the school from a proxied anonymous computer. The faculty all freaked out but none of the students but us knew why, and we were terrified that something was going to go wrong but it never did.

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Originally Posted by adfsghjn

We never got caught for this. We photoshopped our assistant principal's face onto a picture of some naked guy in handcuffs with stockings on. We got onto the head of the math department's school e-mail address because her password just so happened to be 1234. We e-mailed forwarded it to every e-mail address within the school from a proxied anonymous computer. The faculty all freaked out but none of the students but us knew why, and we were terrified that something was going to go wrong but it never did.

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Wow that's cool... lucky you didn't get fucked from that plan, man :rasta:

lol!!!!!!

I'm not proud of this, but I skipped with a friend and walked to his house. Then we walked back at the end of the day, after school had let out, after watching Pink Floyd at his house and drinking lots of liqour, and pissed on the lockers.

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Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs

I'm not proud of this, but I skipped with a friend and walked to his house. Then we walked back at the end of the day, after school had let out, after watching Pink Floyd at his house and drinking lots of liqour, and pissed on the lockers.

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Haha, gotta love destroying school property.. usually someone would headbutt stuff, so it was easier and a lot more fun! :D

I used to clog the bathroom toilets up with paper towels and shit and then flush em like crazy and make them over flow.

Recently, I walked into the bathroom I had to drop a shit. First time dropping a shit at school. The first stall is locked, no one is in it. Inside that toilet is a log of shit. The person apparently dropped a shit, locked the door, crawled under the door so it was locked from the inside out and flushed it.

No one had access to it, less you crawled underneath.

Anyways.

I did the same exact thing to the next stall. The boys bathroom smells horrible all morning and afternoon.
-btw poops went everywhere

My buddy dropped a shit on some paper then THREW it at a teachers door and ran. -FUCKING GROSS but funny to see haha
-btw poops went everywhere