faking sick

i know you have all done it, but I am guilty too. I was just wondering whats the most crazy thing you've done to skip work/school/family/etc.... Bear in mind it has to be a sickness you faked. Also, what is the easiest way to fake sick, in your opinion.

I have no great stories, although I've been faking huge headaches lately. No real way to prove I have a headache, I just sort of hold my head in pain and take advil.

i didnt fake sick but onetime i stayed home from school and hid under a pile of laundry in the corner.

why did you hide under the laundry? playing hooky?

I once chewed up a bunch of crackers and drank some milk and oj.. and then on the drive to school I put my head out the window and pretended to puke.. I think I was in the 6th grade..

it worked.. I stayed home for a week!!

yeah!!

I was desprate to stay home so I drank salt water (unknown to my mother) until I puked.

I got the day off, and chicken soup too! :-D

i put loads washing up liquid in my mouth and pretended to foam

got me 2 weeks of school and the doctor stuck 2 fingers up my ass

AT work I have used many excuses the best I think has been " my house was burgled" or "I was in a car crash" or " my cat died"

The best excuse I have heard is "I shit myself on the way to work" that was true aswell a guy from my mums work said it.

When I was little,I would dump a can of vegetable soup in the toilet and make wretching noises... :D

wow so u pretened u had a headache?

When I was younger I was diagnose as coeliac, which means I was allergic to yeast, and hence to bread, cakes, pizza etc... Well, in school everyone knew I was allergic to all these things and so it was really easy to get sent home ill. All I had to do was kinda start complaining my stomach hurt and I felt sick and *poof* phone call to my mom and I'm homewards bound.

I hid at home in my closet from like 8am-11am waiting for my stepmom to leave when I was young. It was easy, I just went to sleep.