The Big Thread Of Questions

I've gotten tired of reading the same things every other day so here we go...

Q: I've ran out of papers what do I do!?!

A: You can do alot of things you can go and make a homemade bowl or find some other paper, straw wrappers work along with bible paper.

Q: I have no lighter help!

A: This should never be a problem, get some matches if you cant find any get a candle go up to your stove and light it and go smoke. No candle? Role a Jay and light it at the stove and leave to smoke.

Q: I need a smoking device

A: IMO you should never use foil, go grab a pen empty it out and look for a pen with a metal bottom where the pen comes out unscrew it and put it in the empty pen, but put it in backwards lightly burn it with a lighter while pushing your fingers on it to have it hold it like you were drawing or something and push so it goes in more. That's one way if you cant find a metal cap then go down to were your tools are, I bet you you have something that will work as a bowl.

Q: Can I smoke out of _______?

A: Hold a lighter up to it. Burn it, chances are if it smokes you wont want it. Stay away from aluminum and copper.

Q: My parents just came home I smell and am high as shit help!!!!

A: Eat something to make your breath smell regular, exhaust fan your room if you have smoked in it, new shirt, was hands face, eye drops (Visine or Clear Eyes are the best)

Q: Did I get high?

A: Answer... when you first start smoking it is annoying to not know what to expect from bud. First ask a friend to make sure you are inhaling right. If you dont have a friend to help you take a hit open your mouth, if you see smoke pour out with out blowing by just opening not breathing then you did it wrong. Take a hit and suck in through your mouth if you open it and dont breath and smoke does not come out you have inhaled. Now slowly exhale and smoke should come out.

Q: I know how to inhale and still no luck why?

A: I did not get high until my 3 time smoking. You could get high the first time 2nd 3rd or 4th sometimes even more.

Q: I got the munchies how to I calm them down in the future?

A: You can eat a light snack or dinner/breakfast/lunch before you get high it will help greatly

Q: Why is this thread so gay?

A: ...go away

Q: How long til I'm clean?

A: Most people it will take about a month, heavy smokers up to 3 months and that's HEAVY.

Q: No really why is this thread so gay?

A: *whops total ass on stupid poster*

Q: I hear Nutmeg fucks you up man, get any details?

A: Yes I do, Nutmeg is a spice open your spice thing up and I bet you will see it. It has a nasty ass taste though and most people agree it is not worth all the trouble. It can last up to a week in some people, most people say it lasts about 2-5 days though. Dont get the already grounded up spice get the whole nuts and crush them. For dose I got no clue go to erowid.org

and that ends my faq peace.

nice, good advice all in all.

Yeah, but this will still do nothing. people are still going to post the same questions, and stupid as some of them may be, people will still answer them. this will not be made into a sticky, as you can see, there are none on this forum; whether there should be or not. sorry to burst your bubble, good answers though and it was a nice thought.

yea, but we can just ocasionaly post a quick reply to it like once a day and keep it at the top of the list.

why am i so hot?

lol (bump) < gona do that every single day.

lol thanks man, maybe we could just get a mod to sticky this. It could happen... time to get weed l8er and thanks for the comments on this thread. peace