My parents are funny...so they think

They've been gettin' on at me for a while for smoking herb in my room, they don't mind me smoking in the kitchen, but i simply can't be arsed to take my laptop downstairs. They've been threatenin',(kinda half-arsed attempt at tryin to get me to stop) to install a smoke alarm in my room...but i told em that unless it's powered by thc they're fucked cuz i'll just take the batteries out.

My dad's just pissed bout smokin upstairs, cuz last time he did it he cleverly didn't put a cigar out properly in a plastic bin and nearly burned the fuckin house down...so fire alarms ARE good in that sense.

i'm still jealous that you get all the dankest bud at a choice.

bitch.

:pimp:

It seriously helps living near the 'dam man, i know people in india that can send me hash in the post too...but it's pricey. I had someone in the dam capable of shipping ki's, but vanished into thin fucking air.

haha, your lucky you can smoke in the house at all.

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Originally Posted by NightProwler

haha, your lucky you can smoke in the house at all.

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I was thinking the same thing....i cant smoke anywhere in my house.
It sucks but there isn't really anything I can do about it....they are set on me not smoking inside.

i can smoke inside....trick is, parent has to be gone...

sometimes my mother would drive to the store, so me and a buddy would bull out the good ol bong and smoke out the house...then shed come back from the store...with FOOD...but shed be all mad and i would have to leave...after jacking all the food of course...

yeah see i could smoke in the house and they wouldn;t even probly notice untill they actually came upstairs into my room....but it would piss them off and that is the last thing i want to do, they are fucking sound parents.

My parents got pissed off when they were catching my room smelling of smoke.
Sucked monkey balls!! :eek:

josh...youd suck the monkeys balls anyways...

(not saying i wouldnt)

IM not suposed to smoke in the house.