Not sex related, but women complicated.

Yeah, I know this is a sexual thingy forum, but this is just a baffling thing that goes on in the UK.

Some bird was really apparently wanting my mate.
He was playing the good mate, before he made his move.
So they both fancied each other.
Now she see's his mate, and fancies him, and now my mate ( the one who was gonna get it on with her originally) is the gay best friend, and she whines to him all about her new b/f's problems.

Also, this is a weird one I'm in.
A girl says she misses me, and she likes me alot, and would consider dating me, then when I ask, shes like, I want to be friends.
Any ideas what the hell I'm sposed to do now? :confused:
Women.

there are more fish in the sea , chainge you lure, hehe

Mole I wish I could help you out. But I have to say that your slang terms are so cute and funny. Mate and bird. I didn't know what you were talking about for a while. I have never heard of calling your gf and your friends that. I thought you were talking about wildlife for a while. So funny. I might have to use you as a sig if that's alright. :p