Funny story here - first time I used someone elses urine

I interview'd w/ a job, and right away, they wanted me to go piss. This place is in Kansas, I live in Missouri. So lol I drove like a bat out of hell back home, woke up my fiancee out of bed, got 2 shampoo bottles, rinced them out good, told him to piss in both of them, got a coffee mug full of water, put it in the microwave, put the 2 bottles in the mug, and took the damn mug with me lol.

Drove back to the Kansas side to the lab, parked my car way away from the doors, took the bottles out from the hot water, and stuffed them in my drawers. The pee was at 96 still.


I sure hope they don't know it's a males pee-pee cause my fiancee doesn't smoke at all, and this job is 15 bucks an hour.


It was easier than I thought.

Thanks for all the people that left remarks reguarding how to subsitute, im sure it will be all good.
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