The funniest thing ever...

last night at a party this black dude drunk a half gallon of whisky and was so wasted. then this big white gangster lookin dude came in and punched him in the face like 6 times the dude was knocked out his eyes where rollin in the back of his head and his lip was split. the funny part was he couldnt sit up in his chair and we had to prop him up he eventually passed out in the midlle of the floor. i guess the fight was over a 600.00 dollar camera. i had to step out of the room cause i was high and couldnt stop laughing every time i looked at him. Did anyone else have a krazy friday night? if so tell me about it.

that sounds pretty funny, but fuck son a half gallon of whiskey is alot he should have gotten alc poison ing or someshit~but my friday couldnt have sucked worse so i wont waste ur time sharing it

I listened to a drunk guy named Grundle(as if that alone isnt funny) yell at people in the apartment. He yells at Dan the most but does it in such a fashion that he sounds like a retard when he does it. He'll be talkin to Dan and if Dan midway through even glances at someone else like he's not paying attention to Grundle, Grundle will start screamin.."DAN DAN DAAAAN DAN DAN DAAAAANNNN...HEY DAN, HEY MUTHAFUCKER IM TALKING TO YOU DANNNNN!!!" you gotta hear it, cracks me up

well my friday night wasnt quite as funny as yours but i went out and had a nice bong sesh with a few people at the park then i came home and watched tv and eventually fell asleep from being so couchlocked from the 3 grams+ sesh and being so burnt out

well, my ex-gfgot like gang beat....she was at a ywca dance and she danced with this guy ian, and her girl frend(which she didnt know she had) went all crazy and started yelling and pushing her, so she punched the girl in the face and then her big group of frends all jumped her and started kicking, pulling her hair, and then the security guard came and got her out then they snuck out the back......pretty crazy friday night if u ask me

I dont know what happened to that black drunk dude cause i left after that happened. he probley did get alchol posiong. my night kinda sucked before that happened cause i got ripped off 10 dollars i gave this dude to get more liquer and he dipped on me at the liquer store.

Does this sum it up.
~I'm telling mom tomorrow

telling mom what? that you do drugs or that...wait what else would you say. Nevermind. On friday me and two people got fucked up. too lazy to tell you but man it was funny! " Hey jeff, i mean glenn, i see aliens on my pants" "dont worry, they were there before, were not even high!" hahahaha

That wasnt funny

Ok, but it was fucking hilarious at the time.