Jokes and things to do while alone and stoned

So me and Pscannabis have been telling eachother jokes to keep us busy, got any to tell? Or...what do you do when you're stoned (or even sober) to make yourself giggle.

I hope that made sense! I've been smokin' all night.

-Loves of love. :p :stoned:

Q. What do you call it when you drop a roach and it burns your shirt?
A. A pot hole.

Read "Infinite Jest" by David Foster Wallace.

i tried to get groceries, i was kinda zoned.. and i tried to shove a huge bag of cat food under the cart the wrong way

well it woulnt go so i let it hang there, and when i tried to take it back out to pay, i couldnt get it out so the bagger dude had to help me... it seemed like it took like a half an hour, but it probly didnt......

we finally got it out but later i realized that the dude had cut his had while frantically tryin to get the shit out --sose not to look like a puss.... haha

oops i forgot to finish...
the dude got blood all over my paper grocery bags...it was really sick

i recently started doing something to fuck around with while smokin' up without having to worry about passing it...

when i pull my slider, i like to control the swirl of smoke travelling from the male to the female piece (while separated and smoking) whilst inhaling. move the slider around in little circles a little above the female hole to control the motion like a thick string of air. it's cool.

MAn I'm smoking all night too

and I don't have anyone to smoke with I'm soo fucking pissed. I have so muchweed too. and so many paper sand my shit is so baked out.

I see yoiure from jersey. I"m from New york. SO that's cool.

I hear u strikerrr,,,,
I miss the days when i used to get baked witha bunch of other stoners.

I cant even do it with my husband now, cuz of his job :( :smokin:

Man I miss getting stoned with groups.

Every weekend my friends and I all get together and hotbox my room as best we can and just chill for the night. Half the time we whip out the cam-corder and the other half we're watching out previous videos and going "Dude, that makes so much sense" or the discovery channel and zoned out. =P mm, gotta love my rambling.