Doing stupid things while stoned

I very nearly got into the shower today with my socks on :D
What are your experiences?

There is already a thread like this called something like 'you know you're a stoner when...'

Yesterday i got so pissed at a Visine bottle because i couldn't get it to squirt out visine. After like a full 2 minutes I was so mad i threw it in the river, than my friends just sit there laughing their asses off and tell me the cap was on

I once watched something go on the turntable in my microwave for half an hour.

jesus CHRIST you guys get fucking retarded.

rofl

Numerous times going to drive somewhere, and leaving my keys inside my house.

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Originally Posted by Smokin EnDo

Yesterday i got so pissed at a Visine bottle because i couldn't get it to squirt out visine. After like a full 2 minutes I was so mad i threw it in the river, than my friends just sit there laughing their asses off and tell me the cap was on

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funnie

I tried to light up a new bowl once and my lighter was upside-down :dance:

one time my dad was so high he ate dog poop cause he thought i;t was a candy bar.

The first time I smoked Panama Red, I thought I was going blind, and freaked.
Then I realized I had my eyes closed!