I saved a life tonight..

have you?

Yes. I once prevented a friend from committing suicide.

I pulled a lady out of a flipped over car. And then as I was running with her in my arms it exploded in a big mushroom of flame behind me and made me and her both JUMP and roll over..thus me landing on top of her. The crowd of witnesses fell silent. They stared at us as our eyes met and we kissed because I just saved her life.

Then a screaming police officer came up to me and said "CANNA BOB YOU DID IT AGAIN ARE YOU AN IDIOT THIS IS GOING TO COST THE FORCE ALOT OF MONEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO WITH YOU!..

I just walked away.

CANNA BOB!! I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU! I WANT YOU IN MY OFFICE AT 0800 HOURS MONDAY MORNING!!

Then I jumped in my car and drove through the desert as credits rolled over my picture.

oh oh oh, what STD said triggered a forgoten memory...

i was pharoah of egypt...and this poor little slave girl was getting whipped...so i went up to him and was all "Wha gangsta, huh, stop dat shit yo, dis chicks my home girl yo"...yeah...and then he stopped....and i was voted off the island...and they called me the weakest link, goodbye

C'mon, guys, Caruso probably performed the Heimlich Maneuver on his Grandma after she ate some of his Sloppy Joe. Stop bashing the guy for his thread premises.

were not bashing it...we and STD are having a little bullshitting...jeeze...beachguy...what ever happened to your dreams of straw hats and laking pennies??!

I'd prefer to stream my pennies and wear banditos.

i prefer christmas...

i like snow...

cold nights...snuggle up with a loved one, and then light it

i'm batman!!!!!

hey u guys do u think this could be me? it might be..... or it could be someone else!


also, agree with saving lives. Its :dance: terrific! :dance: