i like to umm,,, do things

i enjoy fucking things. i dont know y but i fuck couches and mostly anything my penis can fit in i put lotion in tight plastic cylinders

Wow. You have taken masturbation to a new level, my friend. LoL. The oddest thing I've done to masturbate is switch hands. Took me 2 minutes to get the rhythm down and then it was easy going from there.

P.S. What exactly do you want us to tell you?

I jerked off onto a leaf, once.

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P.S. What exactly do you want us to tell you?

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LOL, I can see it now:

"I fuck the couch, too."

"Ooh ooh, me too, I was SURE I was the only one!"

"I fuck any and all inanimate objects."


"inanimate object fuckers unite!!!"

Im sure there's a forum out there.


Then we'll have to listen to whether or not man can marry an inanimate object of his choosing (after all, it is HIS life) and get the benefits of marriage that people who marry other people get...well I dunno about you but Im tired of THAT age-old debate. If a man feels his life would be more fulfilling with his couch, more fullfilling knowing that his ass and dick can park itself there anytime and is always welcome (not the same when it comes to intimacy with people, I totally get that!), then by golly he is entitled to that right and happiness, is he not?

Fuck your couch with all your might sir. I for one support your union.

FUCK YO COUCH NIGGA!

Sorry I couldn't resist. That's from Chappelle's show, for all who didn't get it.

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FUCK YO COUCH NIGGA!

Sorry I couldn't resist. That's from Chappelle's show, for all who didn't get it.

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ahahahahahahahahaha

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LOL, I can see it now:

"I fuck the couch, too."

"Ooh ooh, me too, I was SURE I was the only one!"

"I fuck any and all inanimate objects."


"inanimate object fuckers unite!!!"

Im sure there's a forum out there.


Then we'll have to listen to whether or not man can marry an inanimate object of his choosing (after all, it is HIS life) and get the benefits of marriage that people who marry other people get...well I dunno about you but Im tired of THAT age-old debate. If a man feels his life would be more fulfilling with his couch, more fullfilling knowing that his ass and dick can park itself there anytime and is always welcome (not the same when it comes to intimacy with people, I totally get that!), then by golly he is entitled to that right and happiness, is he not?

Fuck your couch with all your might sir. I for one support your union.

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I am so stoned man. And I know that thing you just typed blew me away. Clean out of this world. Thank you. That was the most amazing thing I have ever read. You must be stoned, surely. I am, and that was amazing. Wow.

he doesn't want you to say anything, that's just nakedgunner, he likes saying random weird shit and reading the responses or he likes to cause uproar....we've had a couple...another you might look into is professorevil

currently im eating a reese's peanut butter cup


fucking a couch is wierd btw...but hey, who hasnt woken up one day and said "i think the couch cushion good go for a good pounding, mmmm yeah"