Duh!!

I cant believe :confused: these are real headlines

Infertility unlikely to be passed on
Montgomery Advertiser

hmmmmmmm really??

Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link
Cornell Daily Sun, December 7, 1995

ya dont say.......

'Light' meals are lower in fat, calories
Huntington Herald-Dispatch

I cant believe that one :insert shocked face:

Alcohol ads promote drinking
The Hartford Courant

thats funny I always thought they promoted Rubber Duck Training:confused:

Malls try to attract shoppers
The Baltimore Sun

thats it I feel used, time to strike! :mad:

Official: Only rain will cure drought
The Herald-News, Westpost, Massachusetts

holy smokes batman if thats the case then everyone start doin a rain dance!!


ok, ok Im done being a smart ass but, come on these headlines are just to funny. Its All stuff thats common sense. I swear, where to they get these writers from? :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Ammie

I cant believe :confused: these are real headlines

Infertility unlikely to be passed on
Montgomery Advertiser

hmmmmmmm really??

Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link
Cornell Daily Sun, December 7, 1995

ya dont say.......

'Light' meals are lower in fat, calories
Huntington Herald-Dispatch

I cant believe that one :insert shocked face:

Alcohol ads promote drinking
The Hartford Courant

thats funny I always thought they promoted Rubber Duck Training:confused:

Malls try to attract shoppers
The Baltimore Sun

thats it I feel used, time to strike! :mad:

Official: Only rain will cure drought
The Herald-News, Westpost, Massachusetts

holy smokes batman if thats the case then everyone start doin a rain dance!!




ok, ok Im done being a smart ass but, come on these headlines are just to funny. Its All stuff thats common sense. I swear, where to they get these writers from? :rolleyes:

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Yay, glad to see you posting more often now.
And damn those people must have been stupid to think the masses would want to read about that! Talk about stating the obvious!

I like how you've modified the layout now:D

I wonder when I'm gonna read

Official: Marihuana causes happiness

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Originally Posted by Blowboy

I wonder when I'm gonna read

Official: Marihuana causes happiness

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Ooo good idea, i'll make the headlines on every Belgian paper "Official: Marihuana causes happiness" as i am the paper man:D

Ow are you that man in stretch-suit on his kid-bicycle, calling himself Paperman, throwing papers at my face every fucking morning?

heh I just invented a new comic anti-hero:p

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Originally Posted by Blowboy

Ow are you that man in stretch-suit on his kid-bicycle, calling himself Paperman, throwing papers at my face every fucking morning?

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I am yeah! Sorry, but you'll just have to stop me, as i won't be stopped without reasonable force..

And yay make that comic strip around me, :D :pimp:

Haha rain fixes droughts?

I always thought it was the sun.

I'm glad they made it clear.

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Originally Posted by STDzRus

Haha rain fixes droughts?

I always thought it was the sun.

I'm glad they made it clear.

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no shit. Thank God someone set us stright eh! :p

NEWSFLASH: Ammie has multiple responders!!! Including me!!!

This headline was taken from the CC Times. Who's Ammie???

edit: how can i forget...