Point out your flaws, then give shitty excuses!

Flaw #1: I'm a teenage alcoholic
Excuse: My friends are bigger alcoholics, so im good

Flaw #2: I spend all my money on Weed and Shrooms
Excuse: I spend some of my money on food

Flaw #3: I can't quit x
Excuse: Im gonna quit after the next time i roll

now post yours

#1: I have no friends
People all suck anyways
#2: Im a criminal
its ok OJ is still roaming the streets

#1 i always am craving weed
better than craving crack
#2 i am a little chubby
ummm... at least i can ummm. pass
#3 i think i sometimes come off as annoying
fuck them
#4 i am a slacker
I have more time to do other stuff, and i am way more creative than other people.

#1. I don't have any friends either. And I've never had a girlfriend. Oh well, I'm graduating in less than two years anyways and moving out of the country. That's just fewer emotional attachments to this shitty place.

#2. I procrastinate on everything. But hey, I could die tomorrow. I want to have fun now, rather than risk spending my last few hours on earth doing work I could have avoided.

#3. I'm fuckin broke, and I blame the economy.

#4. I sit on my ass all the time, but there's hardly anything else to do around here.

hmm this could be fun.

1. i'm never gonna stop smoking weed.
atleast i'll always laugh at stupid people

2. i'm a lazy ass who don't wanna work
there's no good jobs around here (this one is actually true, but i guess it still counts as an excuse)

3. i can be a real asshole somtimes
atleast i'm not all the time

4. i have no friends
people are weird anyways

5. i'm really fucked up in the head and psychotic due to many mental illnesses
atleast i don't talk to an imaginary duck smoking a corncob pipe.

6. i'm becoming an alcoholic (this i need to explain...i don't actually like getting drunk but i've aquired quite the taste for beer and king cobra 40's)
atleast i'll never be an abusive asshole that ignores everything but booze

u guys dont have friends id reccomend to get alteast 1 good 1

1. I can't show the emotion love to another person
love makes people do stupid things

Thats the only flaw I can think of at this moment but I know I have more I'll just have to think it over

nice thread though very creative

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Originally Posted by hobbesandcalvin11

nice thread though very creative

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Thanks man, i was really high when i thought of the idea
:rasta:

I'm dumb
But if a dumbass can be President I still have hope.