I had the greatest shit...

You guys wouldn't believe how great the shit was that I was growin'! I had the nicest little grow room in my bathroom (very convenient - plenty of water and space). I had like nine ladies bloomin'! Really great shit too - got the seeds from a buddy of mine whose uncle smuggled them in from Amsterdam. (Says he put them in a bag and swallowed it and then it came out when he took a dump in the States. I don't know if I really believe that shit or not, but whatever - got my seeds, right?)

So I saved up and bought the right lights, the best soil, fans - the whole shit, right? Then my sister happened to find it by accident. (She NEVER went into MY bathroom - but just this one time the little cunt goes in there looking for fucking TOOTHpaste - can you belive it!?)

So the little bitch rats me out to the parents and they come runnin' upstaris and scream and cry and pray and talk reform school and all this crazy bullshit - so out go the lights, the fans, the beautiful plants. I'm gonna fucking kill that little whore next time they go outta town and leave us alone!!! They even found my seeds so I can't grow anymore plants or anything! FUCKIN' SUX!!!!

All I got now is Mexican schwagg and it doesn't even get my dick hard or nothin! I'm gonna fuckin' fist that little cunt first time I get the chance!

peace out

yes, this belongs in the introduce yourself forum

I don't get it - you bein' a smart ass, or what dude? :mad:

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Originally Posted by Skunk101

I don't get it - you bein' a smart ass, or what dude? :mad:

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haha ur not very bright, u posted this in the introduce yourself forum, how was that introducing yourself? you wrote a story, not "hi im so and so from who gives a shit, blah blah blah good to be here"

get it?

haha thats some funny shit