Kizzy - PLEASE!

:confused: :confused: :confused: Whereâ??s my friend, Kizzy? Kiz? Iâ??ve missed you so. Why donâ??t you call me anymore? We had such a nice time together that nightâ?¦you really seemed to enjoy it as much as I did, remember? We smoked some of that really fine herb you grew and got really fucked up, then weâ?¦well, you remember what we did, right? I promised I wouldnâ??t ever sayâ?¦but you know how good it was. I never felt like that before and Iâ??ve really missed you ever since. You said youâ??d call, but Iâ??ve been sitting by the phone and it never rings, Kiz. How come? Please, dude. I really need you right now â?? more than ever. You know what Iâ??ve been going through and you were so, well yâ??know â?? tender and all. Please donâ??t do this to me Kizzy â?? youâ??re the only one who ever seemed to understand and Iâ??m â?? well â?? oh FUCK man Iâ??m COMING APART!!!! Please donâ??t abandon me, Kiz!

I know, youâ??re probably just busy and all, but you must think about me, right? Like late at night when youâ??re high and you start touching there and â?? well, I know I promised I wouldnâ??t say so Iâ??ll leave it at that. But you know what Iâ??m talking about, right Kiz? WHERE ARE YOU?!?! GOD!! <sigh>

Donâ??t leave me this wayâ?¦like the others. I usually find them (how big is Scottsdale, anyway, right?) and itâ??s just like I told you. You donâ??t want that right? Neither do I. Kiz. Please call me. I wasnâ??t lying when I told you that I, well â?? you remember, right? I LOVE YOU BABE!!! I love everything about you! The way you LISTENED to me and UNDERSTOOD me and shit, man, the way you TALKED to me like no one else ever has!!! You just canâ??t take that away from meâ?¦KIZ?!?!

I know youâ??ll call. Iâ??ll just sit here and wait. Itâ??s only a matter of time. You have my number â?? of course you would have kept it, right Kiz? God it was such a wonderful evening and you grow the best herb! God that shit was sooo chronic!!! Iâ??m hungry for more of it Kizzy. Remember how we laughed when I wrote those crazy messages? Remember all that crap? â??HIGHHHHHH â?? Howzzzzit goinâ??â?¦.â? Remember all that shit, Kiz? â??If Iâ??m goinâ?? to jail â?? blah blah blahâ? Remember all the crazy responses I got to that? They all thought I was on crack and shit and it was just your fuckinâ?? kickass herb! Remember how I â??promised to share all my secretsâ? and all that crap? Of course you knew Iâ??d never tell ANYone about your great weed. That would be sacrilege! Itâ??s like you said â?? only for us. You even wrote those â??meanâ? messages to me to throw everyone off.

Oh shit! Have I said too much Kiz? I really didnâ??t mean to. Itâ??s just that Iâ??m so LOST without you! Without yourâ?¦well, you know <smirk>. God, Kiz, you even put your fuckinâ?? tongue down THERE, remember? It was so fuckinâ?? fantastic. Remember that noise I made? (Hell, remember that noise YOU made! (heheh)

Câ??mon man, really. Enough is enough. This silent treatment is really about to drive me CRAZY, dude! Let me hear from you, â??kay? I really miss you. Donâ??t make me go to all the trouble to find you â?? again. You know I can, babe. Letâ??s just avoid all that shit this time, â??kay Kiz? Pick up the phone sweets. Iâ??ll be right here.

â??Skunkâ? (me)