NEVER PISS OFF A REDNECK STONER

Where to start? Lets start at the beginning of this long story.6 months ago I lost a real good friend/grower/dealer :( mike was his name. HE was KILLED by a fu@king DRUNK DRIVER :mad: while he was walking to the corner store for a cup of coffee and a newspaper at 7A.M. :eek: WTF WAS HE DOING DRUNK AT 7A.M.??????? MIKE WAS A REAL NICE PERSON THAT WILL BE MISSED BY A WHOLE CITY. So there was a funeral and a wake the whole 9 yard. Went to his will reading his lover gave me what he had left 10oz that was nice but i rather have mike back instead.Well today was judgment day for that pri@k. 10 of us got together to smoke one for mike before we went into courthouse. i sat there thinking of what i had to say while wating my turn. i get up there and start by saying how mike donated 2 weekends a month to the animal shelter/good friend/wheels for meals=food for shut in's old people that cant leave the house stuff like that.i left out all the stuff about his growing/selling :cool: .anyway's there 4 people left TOMMY,JIMBO,DAVID AND DEE there all brothers and REAL REDNECK'S. TOMMY is about 6'6" 280lb JIMBO 6'10" 390lb DAVID 6'8" 340lb and the little baby DEE is about 6'5 320lb he's just 18. the judge ask if there is anyone left JIMBO say's "YES ME AND MY BROTHERS BUT WE WILL MAKE THIS QUICK". Then ALL 4 OF THEM JUMP THAT SON OF A B!t@H RIGHT THERE. think you can't use a briefcase as a weapon you sure can and it works real good too lot's of blood :eek: JIMBO AND DAVID RAN INTERFERENCE with the courtroom bailiff's while TOMMY AND DEE BEAT HIM DOWN RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF GOD AND EVERYBODY they took there time too. It was a real nice beating like i said LOT'S OF BLOOD. They all went to jail. It took 4 grand to bail them out but there out now.and the DRUNK DRIVING @SSHOLE got 7and 1/2 YEARS for VEHICULAR MANSLAUGHTER and he is now at the hospital waiting to go to the prison. I hope he gets raped every day he is alive.THE MORAL OF THIS STORY IS NEVER FU@K WITH 4 REDNECK STORNER BROTHER'S FROM HARRIS COUNTY.

Redneck stoners...

Is this a trick question?

thats insane man but i would have jumped the guy sometime outside of court and broke his legs

serves that mother fucker right i would of done the same and that really pisses me of that he got only 7 1/2 years for takin someones life away if i was the judge i would of AT LEAST gave him 50 years

Violence is awesome! :rolleyes:

Thats pretty sad man, i never ever say this to anyone, im not joking, but im sorry. Sorry for the death of someone close to you by a stupid drunk mother fucker. I think alchohol should be illegal and weed should be legal. IF, thats all it is IF and IF does not matter at all. But IF, the guy would have been stoned instead of drunk, he would be going about 2 miles an hour, backwards, with chinese eyes, saying "How am i driving?" to nobody. Sorry again, i hate it when someone dies. That is a good story though. I can see that as a movie, and im not joking.

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Originally Posted by KoRnStaR

Redneck stoners...

Is this a trick question?

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no not a trick question thats a fact. i'm one two i hunt fish 4whell and raise hell. Im just like you but with a redneck.

rastabill89 serves that mother fucker right i would of done the same and that really pisses me of that he got only 7 1/2 years for takin someones life away if i was the judge i would of AT LEAST gave him 50 years
death is what he deserves

I was only messing with you..

Anyway, I'm sorry about your loss. Drunk drivers = felons, IMO..

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Originally Posted by KoRnStaR

I was only messing with you..

Anyway, I'm sorry about your loss. Drunk drivers = felons, IMO..

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i know I was only messing with u but i do hunt fish and 4whell and raise hell