Bush Unveils New Blind-Faith-Based Initiatives

Bush Unveils New Blind-Faith-Based Initiatives
Sept. 27, 2005 | Issue 41â?¢01


COLUMBUS, OH (Sept. 27)â??Seeking to broaden his appeal among undecided voters, President Bush unveiled a new set of blind-faith-based initiatives during a campaign stop in the battleground state of Ohio Sunday. According to a senior staff member, the sweeping initiativesâ??which address such complex matters as climate change, the faltering economy, and challenges to American security at home and abroadâ??are founded on the unquestioned assumption that the Bush Administration will "take care of everything." "My blind-faith initiatives are far-reaching, and like many large issues, they are simple," Bush said. "I call upon all Americans to surrender any doubts they may have about my record. After all, naysaying is no substitute for real governance." Officials from the newly created Office Of Blind-Faith-Based Initiatives were at church and unavailable for comment.

Wow.... :eek:

Bush-I call upon all america to surrender any doubts they have about my record. After all naysaying is no substitute for real governance.......WTF!!!...What a dumbass...

I think Last Term Syndrome is sinking in. Symptoms include inflated ego, sense of invincibility, inability to grasp reality and being an overall jerkass.

"The people of America have spoken and they want four more years of DOUCHEBAG!"