Please bow your head and say a prayer for John
Alas, today is a sad day. My best friend John died in a fire infront of me. I can still hear his screams, watchin him shrivel up into the ground form whence he came. The screams and the look of him shall haunt me for enternity. Why oh why did you have balls and not that sweet bud, why oh why?
John, who started life out as Mary was my lil experment. I'd planted a seed and just stuck it on my window sill, i watered her when she needed it. Amazingly she grew without the aid of ferts or proper lighting, very stretched i'll admit about 5ft tall. And she smelt gooood....u til i read up and looked at pics of males n females. What i thought was the start of budding was, pollen sacks. So now Mary had become John overnight, you can imagine my dissapointment. I stopped watering HIM and ocassionally cursed it, threw my remote at it. Hell, it deserved the silent treatment. That lovely smell it once had was gone and he was shooting his load all over the shop! Fucking pollen everywhere! So i took the useless git out to the garden, set him on the floor, poured some petrol over him, smoked a joint and through the roach on him...Vooomm...bye bye Mark. May you rest in peace mother fucker.
Please bow your head and say a prayer for John
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Originally Posted by buddymyfriend
John, who started life out as Mary was my lil experment. I'd planted a seed and just stuck it on my window sill, i watered her when she needed it. Amazingly she grew without the aid of ferts or proper lighting, very stretched i'll admit about 5ft tall. And she smelt gooood....u til i read up and looked at pics of males n females. What i thought was the start of budding was, pollen sacks. So now Mary had become John overnight, you can imagine my dissapointment. I stopped watering HIM and ocassionally cursed it, threw my remote at it. Hell, it deserved the silent treatment. That lovely smell it once had was gone and he was shooting his load all over the shop! Fucking pollen everywhere! So i took the useless git out to the garden, set him on the floor, poured some petrol over him, smoked a joint and through the roach on him...Vooomm...bye bye Mark. May you rest in peace mother fucker.
Alas, today is a sad day. My best friend John died in a fire infront of me. I can still hear his screams, watchin him shrivel up into the ground form whence he came. The screams and the look of him shall haunt me for enternity. Why oh why did you have balls and not that sweet bud, why oh why?
You got your paragraphs screwed up, buddy, my friend.
Please bow your head and say a prayer for John
You murderous beast, I hope you burnt yourself.
Please bow your head and say a prayer for John
Please bow your head and say a prayer for John
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Originally Posted by dirty raider
You murderous beast, I hope you burnt yourself.
noway he was useless!!
Please bow your head and say a prayer for John
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Originally Posted by buddymyfriend
Alas, today is a sad day. My best friend John died in a fire infront of me. I can still hear his screams, watchin him shrivel up into the ground form whence he came. The screams and the look of him shall haunt me for enternity. Why oh why did you have balls and not that sweet bud, why oh why?
John, who started life out as Mary was my lil experment. I'd planted a seed and just stuck it on my window sill, i watered her when she needed it. Amazingly she grew without the aid of ferts or proper lighting, very stretched i'll admit about 5ft tall. And she smelt gooood....u til i read up and looked at pics of males n females. What i thought was the start of budding was, pollen sacks. So now Mary had become John overnight, you can imagine my dissapointment. I stopped watering HIM and ocassionally cursed it, threw my remote at it. Hell, it deserved the silent treatment. That lovely smell it once had was gone and he was shooting his load all over the shop! Fucking pollen everywhere! So i took the useless git out to the garden, set him on the floor, poured some petrol over him, smoked a joint and through the roach on him...Vooomm...bye bye Mark. May you rest in peace mother fucker.
good story, lol, i had a plant like that...alas, the slugs got her after a short but incredibly bloody (and slimy) war...
Please bow your head and say a prayer for John
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Originally Posted by the last stand
good story, lol, i had a plant like that...alas, the slugs got her after a short but incredibly bloody (and slimy) war...
LOL, fill supersoakers with a little salt and deal with those slimey critter! :D
Please bow your head and say a prayer for John
You're a muderer! A mur-diddily-erder
Please bow your head and say a prayer for John
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Originally Posted by buddymyfriend
LOL, fill supersoakers with a little salt and deal with those slimey critter! :D
I hope a cat shits in your cereal.
Please bow your head and say a prayer for John
lol....that sucks dude
(didnt you change its name at the end? was john....now mark???? maybe i misread)
but yeah that truly does suck :(
