Drug Test

Recently I went for a urine drug test;

surprise I failed!

I had searched Google before I went on how long it takes drug molecules to clear from your system, it said roughly 4 days,

I had given up for 2 weeks, cracked and had 2 joints and give up for another 2 weeks, drank water and ate lots of fruit for a week before the test.

I then searched Google again, it turns out Cannabis is different from all other drugs and I hadn't noticed. Cannabis actually gets stored in your fat cells and can take any were from a month or 2 months to clear from your system.

Bummer, fake urine would not have done the trick anyway as I would have progressed on to blood tests that would have failed anyway.

Unlucky man, what does that mean, you lose your job.

this sounds mad but mastrubate like hell thc degrades in your sperm... so yea like 12 times like once every 2 hours for a week and ull be fine

if that fail butt plugs are good

I paid over £100 for a return flight to Leeds;

it was to be a medical guinea pig for 2 weeks.

So I have given up for 2 weeks, had 2 joints and give up for a further month now, I could get a new appointment with a company in Manchester but I don't fancy risking it.

The nurse that was testing me explained that you would fail it even if you had been in the presence of others smoking it.