Stoned at work

Today I smoked 1 blunt outside of work today that had about .8-1 gram in it and I got totally fucked up :(. When I came back in from behind where the dumpster is I smelled like weed and was about 3 feet away from customers working the cash register. After about 10 minutes after smoking I started feeling the affects. Everyone there knew I was stoned as fuck because I was just leaning against a wall stearing off completely out of it. Then sometimes when people talked they didn't make much sense at all and I'd end up laughing my ass off at them. Then I'd tell the person next to me taht that dude was hillarious because how he talked didn't make any fucking sense, then she didn't know what I was talking about. I know for sure that at least one pair of customers smelled me when I came back in and if they call arby's and say taht I smelled like weed i'd most likely get fired. Smoking an entire blunt at work is a bad idea. after about 2 hours I finally started coming around.

i smoke at work every day lol i got these 2 costomers who come in and if im stressed out and pissed off they say you havent had a smoke today have you? lol i luv it

It was just terrible. A philly blunt is WAY to much to smoke when at work. I wasn't able to function at all hardly when I first came in after smoking. I just stood there and laughed at everybody's comments like "he is so stoned". For some reason them saying shit like that was so funny at the time. Then this one dude kept on saying a bunch of stoner shit on purpose that made me just bust out laughing while at the front register dealing with customers. Then on top of all that I kept on saying stupid shit to this hot bitch I work with. I'd don't recommend smoking a big blunt during work breaks unless you are real good at acting not stoned.......

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Originally Posted by Dopa

It was just terrible. A philly blunt is WAY to much to smoke when at work. I wasn't able to function at all hardly when I first came in after smoking. I just stood there and laughed at everybody's comments like "he is so stoned". For some reason them saying shit like that was so funny at the time. Then this one dude kept on saying a bunch of stoner shit on purpose that made me just bust out laughing while at the front register dealing with customers. Then on top of all that I kept on saying stupid shit to this hot bitch I work with. I'd don't recommend smoking a big blunt during work breaks unless you are real good at acting not stoned.......

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nice nice lol sounds like u got mashed people normally think im diffrent when i havent smoked because im allways stoned on the good side i was talking to my area manager today face to face made a good impression and little did he know i had just been to b&q to buy sum cuttings soil mix and smoked a bob malrey lmaO

I smoke b4 work and on my lunch break. My boss said that he noticed I get edgey around lunchtime, lunch doesn't quite come round quick enough. Smoking gets me through the working day, I love it!!