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I thought this might make you chuckle...
5 things for a perfect relationship
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1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a
job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and that doesn't
lie to you.
4. It is important that a man is good in bed and loves making love
to you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.
:p Good one, Lulu! ~sigh~...in a perfect world... Right now I'd be happy with one man who doesn't fall asleep on the couch before 9 PM.;) Your signature is awesome, too.
hahahha lulu:p
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.
true story;)
lmao hahaha i love ya lu thats funny :P
Thanks Babes, Maryjane I got the sig from the list below. My mate sent them to me this morning. Made me laugh, even with a severe hangover, hope one or two make you smile :)
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural,
wholesome things that money can buy." --Tom Clancy
"You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me
neither." --Steve Martin
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good
partner, you'd better have a good hand." --Woody Allen
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on
Saturday night."--Rodney Dangerfield
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual
arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz
380SL."--Lynn Lavner
"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at
the taxidermist." --Matt Barry
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." --Camille Paglia
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other
eight are unimportant." --George Burns
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole
relationships." --Sharon Stone
"My girlfriend always laughs during sex---no matter what she's
reading."--Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
--Jack Nicholson
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he
lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." --Barbara Bush
(Former US First Lady -- and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor)
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals
through his wallet." --Robin Williams
"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as
the only time of the month that I can be myself." --Roseanne
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." --Billy Crystal
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women.
They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just
grateful."--Robert De Niro
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many
men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause
severe swelling. So what's the problem?" --Dustin Hoffman
"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think,
'I know what I'm doing; just show me somebody naked.' " --Jerry Seinfeld
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I
don't like and just give her a house." --Rod Stewart
"See, the problem is that God gives man a brain and a penis, and
only enough blood to run one at a time." --Robin Williams
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on
Saturday night."--Rodney Dangerfield
Best eVer;)
Hey I just have one man and he does all of those things. I guess I'm lucky.