smoke Cannabis Its Good 4 U Mate!

Heres a little somthin that i wrote the other day! please give me feed back and suggestions how 2 make it better! SMOKE WEED!!


Now gather round with your joints, bongs and pipes,
N' av' sum of this skunk, Jamacan Delight!
Roll up a fat one,
Put in plenty of weed,
And me n my m8s will get very stoned indeed,
Then sit down and bosh up a mix,
And get so damn stoned all you can do is twitch,
Grab hold of your shot and load a mole hill,
Rip that bitch,
Get the hit,
Lay still,
Weather it be rocky or skunk,
On this sorta shit you wont act a cunt,
You never see anyone fightin cuz theyve had to many spliffs,
A night on the booze always ends in a tiff,
Every one should sit down and smoke,
Pass the bong,
Have a toke,
With gange you'll never wake up wiv a minger,
Memories like that feel like a bees stinger,
Its all your own fault for drinkin the beer,
That shit gets you so horny you could shag a deer,
So the morale of this story i'll give to u strate,
Smoke cannabis its good for u mate!

how about re-write the whole thing when your sober?

when this guy hit-the-bong il be hitting his face,
for the shame when he writ-the-song,since it was shit in the first-place,
shackle him in my basement,no water so he gets a thirst-taste,
like he fucked a trashcan this bitch was laid-to-waste,
smack his brains in,smear his cortex on bread when it turns to paste,
eat it up,shit it out,the rest of his body i dispose of post haste,
fuck it,i just left this coward lyrically fuckin maced.

how about u suck my hairy balls,
while i use ur mum as a love tool,
she told me u used 2 suck dick for your dad,
memories like that make u feel so glad,
people like u should be locked up, smacked up & shot,
then smacked over the head while the guns still hot,
then i'll push ur wife infront of a train,
but not b4 i spank her with a cane,
or i'll wait 20 years time til u got a son,
then tell him how his dad got done up the bum,
its an ongoin tradition in your family,
bein dun up the shitter and then u drink wee,
how could we 4get your disabled sister,
u fuck her so much round her pussy she's blisterd,
u love bein incest u dirty fuckin queer!
u love it wen ur dad takes u up the rear!

Fuckin hell fellas *shakes head

I thought stoners were supposed to be cool with eachother. Don't fight. I think this guy is australian. Maybe he just talks differently and uses different slang than you do. I thought the little poem or song or whatever it was was kinda funny.

Oh man, that was bad damageplan. Both of them. Youth of america is going down the shitter if this kid's grammar is any indication.

man im pure english n my gramma is gr8 lol. yeah tru stoners shouldnt fight but that geeza is an asswhole so its his own fault!