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He went to take a piss and he didn't wash his hands! I said fuck you, I don't want your piss hands touching my blunt, go wash your hands or I'm not smoking with you. He said this is my smoking hand, I hold my dick with my other hand. No one wanted to hear that shit, so we made him go clean up in the sink before we would let him back in the smoking line.
Thats funny.
I hope you washed up after you left the "mens-room"! JMO! :eek:Quote:
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I was smoking with this guy in the men's room
Smoking his wang! Boo-yah. I'm high.
Why? Even if he pissed on his hand, urine is a sterile liquid. I'm guessing all he did was touch his penis, and your penis has a lot fewer germs on it than other parts of your body you touch all the time, like your face.
Yeah piss is good just dont eat your girlfriend out just in case he came lately {she might get pregnate by the dude} :D
Yeah i think that, my mum always says to wash my hands after taking a piss, pissing for guys and gals is different, we don't have to touch the wet tissue (if used at all)
It's still a good idea to wash your hands when you piss, since washing your hands is healthy and that's usually when you're near a sink. But it's not like you're going to get sick if you eat after taking a piss and not washing them.
you can get e<coli a very deadly disease and also very common after taking a shit and not washing your hands and also its possible for some butt juice too seep out and get on your dick.
True, but when i die from it.. I'll wash them after a piss in the next life haha.
I do in public toilets/restrooms but only if there are people in there lol;)