IMO...it's some of the funniest shit that's ever happened to me...

Now...There's 4 of us in a friendly apartment. Me, my gf,the guy who lives in the apartment and a mutual friend.
The mutual friend is the leading character in this story. Let's call him A. He's a 40 y/o guy whose only income is a Disability Pension he gets cuz of his severed fingers who, still lives with his mom and dad. A had turned a flourishing transit company into coke and then snorted it all away a few years back, thus ruining his only real chance to ever make some good money! And he's a fucking behemoth! He needs crazy dosages out of each drug to get high! Anyway there goes the story...
We're sitting in the living room in the above mentioned apartment. That headcase of a guy introduces us to a little vial with a beauty parlor logo on it and some yellow-whiteish powder in it...As he explained that shit was meant to burn down fat off old ladies' fat asses but if you snorted it, alternatively, it could work as a mild hallucinogen...Not to mention that there was some Purple Haze around to go along with it...I was strongly against trying it and so was my gf and so was the guy whose apartment we were into...And he also set a prohibition on A for that matter...He was like "Dude, there's no way you're doin that in here..."...So...the other guy is off to the kitchen to get some refreshments! A hastily empties his vial on the glass table makes a huge fat line out of it and snorts it all in once(it was at least fuckin 800 mg)!!! He then stands up...manages to take a few steps and finally collapses almost into the arms of the other guy who was comin back with the refreshments...He laid on the ground for about a quarter of an hour almost like he was in a trance...The other guy was prayin that he wouldn't die in his living room, on his mama's carpet and I was sittin back wondering whether I should call an ambulance or just laugh my ass off!!! Anyway, A came around a while later...he looked a bit lost and he couldn't smell shit if you put it right under his nose...

What's the moral here? Don't try anything you're told will get you high unless someone else does first!!!

Haha, what a fool :rolleyes:

Some people will do anything for a buzz, and i'm guessing he was lieing about the burning fat off, unless it could be injected lol

HAHAHHAHA