So i puked on the bus...SO WHAT!!!

So i went to my friends house party, where i was the most popular one cause everyone had all this weed, but no bowls or paperz. I BROUGHT THE BOWL! So for a small fee (letting me get in with no innies), they put my bowl 2 good use. I must have smoked 20 dif. strains that night! So after the party got raided, and the tex-mex food place i passed out in had kicked me out, i hoped on a bus. I had no metro card or nething but the bus driver noted the condition i was in and out of the goodness of his heart, decided to take pity on me. About 20 minz later, i see my stop coming up so i attempt to stand up. I ended up falling on the floor and make a total idiot out of myself. So i finally get up, and we hit a bump, it feels like my stomach jumped into my throat and i end up blowin chunkz all over the place. I go up to the bus driver, crack up hysterically and yell out "my bad son" and walk off the bus.

that hysterical.....i would be so ashamed i dont know if i woulda had the balls to get on the bus

hahaha you yelled my bad son...lol damn

OHHH shit!!! damn that made my cheeks hurt...oooooo fuck son...HA!

damn man i'v been up here almost two years and still haven't gone to a party, i've hung out on sterling st in brooklyn for countless hours, but no partys. as for pukin on the bus, that's fuckin funny man.

hahaa yea that was one of the best stories i've heard in a long time!