i just fired a friend..

for selling out. she stopped smoking weed because she got with a really preppy dude.



her: You arent a real friend
her: You only loved me because I was a stoner
her: YOU SUCK
deadhivemind: BUT YOU ARE GOING TO BE SO RICH. PLUS THINK OF HOW NOT BORED YOULL BE! NOT BORED!!
her: Im gonna eat your eyeballs
her: YAY!
her: Not bored
her: Woohoo
deadhivemind: YES AND I CONTINUE TO ENTERTAIN OUR FRIENDSHIP ON THE PREMISE THAT YOU WILL RETURN TO YOUR ONCE STONER GLORY
her: Im gonna make lots of good coffee
her: Lmaooo
her: FUCK OFF
deadhivemind: WAS IT SOMETHING I SAID



now taking applications for a new stoner friend. please apply in person during normal bidness hours. :cool:

Can i be you new stoner friend, i don't need an interview, i'm high right now, that more than qualifies me!

She on crack, mate? haha

applicants will be required to: get high, order pizza. give me drugs.

previous experience in throwing tomatoes at non-stoners helpful. will train.

GREAT PAY AND BENIFETS AVAILABLE

MEEE!!!! haha, you not see my posts;) lol, i love to order pizza (once, i forgot my address, got worried and hung up haha) and am high, all the time, and i smoke 1 bowl to get fucked up so i have a lot to share lol!

I want to con you out of millions with insurance fraud, and if you don't pay me reasonably, i'll bust some caps y'know?! haha


Yeah, i would be ace:D

Sweet, me too 3 sheets. Sometimes i almost forget my address sober. :-/

mOst EXCELLENT.

we sell only the finest, durable caps. very difficult to bust these caps, niggaz.

YOUR FIRST DUTY AS MY FRIEND 3 SHEETS IS HUMAN SHEILD

That conversation confussed me *inahles* can i be a stoner friend, I'm high right now *exhales*

Ok, Operation get behind the darkies! haha (it's not racist, people who haven't seen the film, you lose!)

And ok *stands in front of death* <---- wow sounds cool haha

There we go, first duty fulfilled sir!


:D

Dont take him as a stoner friend he copied my cool * mark which says what im doing right now. :D