POLITICAL HUMOR MP3

I just heard this song, written by Roy Zimmerman and Melanie Harby, played on a public radio station.

MP3: http://www.roysongs.com/lyrics/unrel...hickenhawk.htm

CHICKEN HAWK

Bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk ba-ba-baaaaaawk

Well, my son asked me today, "Is this another Vietnam?"
I said, "Son, you know it's, well, it's, no, it's hmmm, go ask your mom."
It brought back such precious memories of my days in business school
My favorite stool

Then my wife said, "Hey, I'm worried 'cause they're starting to deploy."
I said, "Honey, don't be silly, we'll send someone else's boy,
'Cause we all make sacrifices, and in a war that's what the poor...
people are for."

I say, "Fight on for freedom's sake,"
Long as I don't shake 'n bake

[Chicken hawk!] Call me a chicken hawk
[Chicken hawk!] Proud to be a chicken hawk
A loyal armchair jock
Let's check that Lockheed stock
I didn't walk the walk, but I can talk the talk
Bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk ba-ba-baaaaaawk

Just because you might have seen some action there on the front line
Don't insult the guys who served their country here on the back nine
I was gung ho for gunnin' Ho
Guess I just had other priorities
Like feelin' more at ease

I say, "Bomb them to hell," but I'd
Rather not be Kentucky fried

[Chicken hawk!] Call me a chicken hawk
[Chicken hawk!] Proud to be a chicken hawk
Watch while I bring democ-
Racy to all Iraq
I didn't walk the walk but I can talk the talk
Bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk ba-ba-baaaaaawk

Why did the chicken cross the road
Well, I'll tell ya, Pard
The chicken crossed the road
To join the Texas Air National Guard

Roll call!

Bush [bawk!]
Rove [bawk!]
Card [bawk!]
Ashcroft [bawk!]

Rumsfeld [bawk!]
Perle [bawk!]
Wolfowitz [bawk!]
Cheney [Go BAWK yourself!]

O'Reilly, Hannity, Hume [bawk, bawk, bawk!]
Bennett, Kristol, LimBAWK!
Hastert, Gingrich, Lott, Delay
Bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, baaaaaaawk.....

[Chicken hawk!] Call me a chicken hAWK!
[Chicken hawk!] Proud to be a chicken hAWK!
Watch while I bring demAWK!
Racy to all IrAWK!
I didn't walk the walk but I can talk the talk
Bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk ba-ba-baaaaaawk

Let me make this perfectly clear...
The BAWK stops here

"be the first one on the block to have your boy come home in a box"
well it is not country joe, but its good....
thanks for the chuckle

"Thats what poor people are for?" 2 true