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you know whats weird i was reading my bible and it said in not so many words. that, on the day of jesus' return there will be 3 of the 12 diciples still on earth,
now does that mean that there still alive and their 2006 years old or does that mean that their bodies are still on earth, which... is still amazing
Maybe God has other disciples in mind?
Well, I just had to come and clarify this to you (got here first ermitonto! ;) )Quote:
Originally Posted by Melton420
Read the Bible carefully, and you'll realize that the Second Coming of Christ was supposed to have occurred during the lifetime of his disciples (or at least 3 of them...) No, dummy, it doesn't mean they're still alive, it means the prophesy DID NOT COME TRUE. Judgment Day is about 1,900 years late, and it shows no signs of turning up to its appointment.
Read your Gospels carefully, don't be blinded by faith, read and think for yourself, for Christ's sake!
praise Allah, all you Christians are going to hell according to my gospel, haha unlucky
You're sadly mistaken if you think I believe in that junk. Just because I know the Bible doen't mean I believe in it.Quote:
Originally Posted by meloncoly
hmm, i think i believe jesus was real and was a prophet and a very good magician /optical illusionist but not god
santa is real?
yep, he's st.nicholas. then we decided we'd give him a magic slay, a secret hide out in the north pole, and an army child slave labourors he calls "elves" :DQuote:
Originally Posted by mikeandjenherbals
before 1930 is was Saint Nic
then in the 30's, the coca cola company used this fella in an advert
I'm color blind and can't read brown. Does that say "A coked Santa"?