Hey I got a good one

Look I'm on a reality, and what I want you guys, to know is that....well, im on a reality show right now i mean they are watching me type to you guys and everything. i don't know why they keep doin it but all the people on the tv keep freaking watchin me and man im sorry guys but they have to see what i type to you guys. see so here it is. i smoked two bowls from my bong. i smoked 1 bowl from this really nice steamroller and then 1 really big j. but then i only smoked half the j. so the other half i emtied into my bowl. then i smoked this really big bowl from this j in my pipe. it was so good dude. SO GOOD Dude. but anyway that's what i wanted to tell you guys but they won't let me! so i'm just gonna send it to you guys to see what i mean about im on the reality show right.

MAN UVE LOST THE PLOT

hmmm , so what reality show are you on then ? i just think your speaking stoned shit... no offence like.

The words 'What the fuck?' come to mind.

First, you're watching TV, and now, you're on it. You're smoking some good stuff.

sounds like schizophrenia

you sellin any that shit?