I just pissed on some guy's head. Anyone ever had chiggers?

Underneath my building, there are two guys working on something. I live on the first floor, about five feet above sea-level. I can hear them talking right below my feet. So I went to the bathroom and, just before I started going, I heard them louder than ever and I took my piss knowing that they heard it loud and clear. They were right underneath my toilet.
One day, after a long day in the sun working for a guy I know, I had to crawl underneath a house, about 50 feet from the ocean,to turn on a pipe. I was really sweaty and, afterwards, had sand all over my skin. Well, I got chiggers, basically from neck to toe. I never even knew chiggers existed until then.

Chiggers??? ELABORATE.....

They are "minute" crabs. Or something, but they get underneath your skin and if you put rubbing-alcohol on them, they will fall right off.

Chiggers are terribly nasty little bugs, exteremely small(almost microscopic) that burrow under your skin, usually in areas where your clothing fits tightly(use your imagination). They cause big bumps that itch like a mother fucker, far worse that a mosquito bite or poison ivy etc.

When I was a kid I lived in Florida and would go out looking for snakes and shit in the palmetto groves, a favorite habitat of the little beasts. The first time I did I got a ton of chigger bites. I ended up scratching my balls until they bled because they itched so bad. After that I learned to use bug repellent which helped to keep them away.

Trust me, if you don't know what a chigger is you can consider yourself lucky.

so u have crabs lol ... wow

sort of...

http://ohioline.osu.edu/hyg-fact/2000/2100.html

i feel for u man....


get well soon :p

Well, it was about seven years ago.

And I'm sorry that I was wrong. They don't get underneath your skin, but "insert their mouthparts in a skin pore or hair follicle.

damn thats fucked

I thanked God for the invention of underwear lining.