stupid shit you do when your high

whats some stupid shit youve done when your high (this should be good)

ok ok so once when i was blazed i was layin in my bed and my brothers bed is right next to mine and like we were just chillin then i saw this like rubber liek book that you keep like trading cards in and i was like hey i wonder if i can melt it wit ha lighter and so i tried to burn it and it was laying flat on a table next to my bed so like whne i tried the flame burnt upward and burnt the shit outtve me and so my bodies natural reaction was to throw the lighter so i did and nailed my bro right in the head and he looked at me and ws liek.......w.....t.......f .............and like i dunno we laughed for like 10 minutes....so i dunno......tahts my story for now

Man, EVERYTIME i smoke i do the dumbesst shit. MY friends always thin ki wake it, but i dont its really how i am when im fucked. the other day i was just running around being dumb, i kicked a tree cuz it looked like paper, and i did a really bad impression of scarface, but it sounded aweme to me. I was like to this other kid, "my name is gero and dont you foget it, then i made a gun of my hand and was like pow...yeah i have some ohter othenes but i need to do homewok

I jumped off a 20 ft roof once, then there was the time I assaulted five muggers with a switchblade while mumbling about delicious blood.

One day, I will die from something painfully ordinary. Like choking.

hahaha lol

I have a really bad habit of making calls on my cell phone and then forgetting who I was calling so when they pick up my words get all mixed up and I stutter and shit lol its fuckin annoying but funny at the same time :D IMO the funniest habit or stupid thing that anyone does on weed comes from my friend larry, when he gets baked he cant hold a single thought for more than a minute ROFL!!! I kid you not this guy would sound something like this if we didnt help him out;

Hey man watsup with a smoke? cuz you know I holy shit dude check this out a butterfly just landed on my bongs are ok but Id rather have a joint anyday does your mom have any money man? we should be re-upin' right about now im gonna go take a shit dont leave while im on the pot is great dont you think?

ok u know that thing where you draw eyes on ur chin and lay with your head upside down, it looks like you have another face, and yeah me and some friends did that,never got old

lol omg killa that shit is funny as hell lol i would love to be there and see that i would laugh the entire time that would be so fun to watch

so my friend Ben, he's a red head, goes up to this lady at star bucks and asks if they sell a dollar hot choclate. she looks at him. he's like yeah, like, a dollars worth of hotchocalte (then he makes some hand gesstures) "u know, in a tiny cup? just a buck worth, alli got is a buck". he's sorta mumbling this. now we have been going to that starbucks for months just asking for free water, every single time high as kites. those poeple have to know whats up by now. uknow, maybe not the funniest shit but u had to c him, his red hair, his fucking red eyes, his stupor, asking for a dollar fucking hot chocolate. the high fucker.

Definately playing with a potato cannon in a church parking lot at 2 am. We didn't shoot potatoes.. we shot coke cans filled with concrete. In retrospect.. that was a really dumbass idea, and I'm suprised that someone didn't get hurt and that we didn't get the cops called on us. Crazy kids.