Life changing experience

"You know son, let me tell you a story. oK, theres a little hen baking a cake, she asks Who's going to help me measure the sugar??? Not Me, Not Me says the little red head. Then little hen needs help cutting the butter, Who's going to help me cut the butter??? Not me, not me says the little red head. Then the cake is done and the little red head says "does anyone wanna share some cake???" The hen replies, no, not me, not me."

Thats the story the dad told to his blazed son. My friends dad said that to my freind and we were laughing the whole time and he was being serious about it. Then he says other stuff but i forgot.