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Post some funny shit. My one freind is fucking hillarious sometimes.
One time we were in a gas station and a hot lady walked in so my friend shouts ATTENTION!! A milf has entered the building.
Another time we were walking at a festival and he said your kinda hot to a group of girls that were like ten. And then the mom said dont say that to my daughter like that and then he was like ur a milf too.
Idk, its funny, go to target (aka milfcity) and look for some milfs and holla at em.
In 10th grade, some friends and I were playing football and, after a field goal, the ball went up onto the roof of a preschool. My cousin volunteered to go up and get it, so we piled two picnic tables on top of each other. On his way back down, he was very hesitant to jump onto the picnic tables. He was crouched on the edge of the roof and everyone was jumping on the picnic tables to make sure they wouldn't break.
When he landed, his left leg crashed through but his right didn't. Everybody else starting running because we were laughing so hard that we didn't want him to see us. After further review, he found out (from the hospital). that he had blood in his nuts
About the same time, he had hurt his neck and had to wear a neckbrace and I'll never forget seeing him limp around high school with his neckbrace.
By the way, he had to take some kind of medicine for his nuts.