One Hell of a Night

So last night I get off work at 8:00 pm, and make my hunt for weed my number one priority, seeing as it's dry around here and hard as fuck to get. At 9:30, it doesn't look like i'll be getting any herb, so i go over to my friends house and my friend Angie was there and wanted me to drink with her. So the first glass I pour 1/2 Vodka 1/2 Coca Cola (this is a good 24 oz glass, so that's 12 oz of vodka right off the bat) I down that shit and make another (little less vodka that time so i'm probably up to about 18 oz of it). Me and Angie go downstairs and have a cigarette (I'm getting pretty drunk by this time, as was she) and we just start talking about shit while we chainsmoked a good 5 cigarettes each. Everyone comes down and joins us after awhile and all of the sudden my cellphone rings, and it's my friend (who also dabbles a bit in dealing) telling me that he found ONE bag... which he was going to sell to me. So I'm ecstatic about it and we all wait for my friend to roll up and he gets there really quick (in like 5 mins where if you were going the speed limit from where he was it realistically should have taken fifteen) and I get my bag and I pack my pipe.

We start smoking in his garage because we're too lazy to go upstairs and 2 bowls later, i'm ripped as a mother fucker, along with being drunk, and all of the sudden we hear a loud breaking noise that sounds like glass. Now I have never broken a pipe before.... in the year and a half I've been smoking, and sure enough, my pipe fell out of my pocket and shattered on the floor (I have more than one pipe, so it isn't a big deal, but still)... I Just look at it and start laughing because i was so fucked up. So everyone goes upstairs and me and Angie are still outside smoking more cigarettes. We finally go upstairs and we decide to take some shots. She pours me 10 oz of straight up vodka and she drank from the bottle... and I downed that shit in five seconds.... by this time I was fucking out of it. Once that shit kicked in the room started to spin and I knew for a fact I wasn't driving home, lol. I'm pretty sure that I smoked a bowl after that, and that she took a hit off of it (She doesn't smoke pot, but she promised me that she would for me) but it's all kind of fuzzy after all that alcohol. She passes out, and me and my friend Jon go out to have a cigarette, and he pops some Hydrocodone pills (he wasn't drinking), and we go back upstairs, and on my way up I lose my balance and fall into the woodchips somehow (which I vaguely remember doing), I make it back upstairs and pass out on the reclining chair about five minutes later. Woke up at 8AM (it's 11:40 AM now, and i'm still buzzing) and I drove back home, still drunk, stopped at mcdonalds, and then fell asleep on my bed the minute I got home. Regardless... it was a hell of a night and at first I thought nothing was going to go on that night..... Sucks that I broke my pipe though.

did u get the girl? haha then it would be an awesome night

That would have made it better, but unfortunately she's married... so i was out of luck... who the hell marries in their younger twenties is beyond me..... but she's still hella cool and i won't hold it against her..... we were both pretty touchy feely though last night... i'm sure her husband probably wasn't to happy about that.... but shit....... not my problem, lol. Damn 21 year olds that are married....... ruining the chance to get laid for everyone else....

Sounds like you had fun, man... I'm planning on picking up some smoke in a little while, my friend's gonna phone me to let me know if he's got it or not. Then we're gonna chill at danny's house, smoke some weed, and drink a shit load of alcohol (well, everyone else will.. I probably won't drink that much but i'll smoke a hell of alot and laugh at all the drunk people) and get totally fucked up. What's everyone else doing tonight?:)

that should be an awesome time ghostoker :)... I have to work until midnight :(... i'll just be really ripped all night at work till i get off work and go to a party.