what is everybodys best almost got caught story?

just wanted to know other peoples almost got caught stories... for mine, i was at my friends house in march and we had just got done smoking about 5-6 bowls out of his 2 ft. bong so betweet 4 of us we were pretty well off already, then we got a case and each of us had a few then a big brother of one of our friends calls and tells us to come over cuz theyre havin a bit of a party and need more people, so when we get over there everybody there was already drunk and a pipe was bein passed around so everybody had a few more beers and a few hits off the pipe then about 30-45 mins of partyin there, the cops barge in right when i was about to load a bowl( my friend ryan was yellin at me from across the other room where he didnt see the cops yet, to load another bowl) and one of the cops looks directly at me and says whos got weed and whos pipe is it we all say there isnt anymore weed as we had smoked it all(i had a quarter of some good kb and my friend had 4 oz of schwag that he was sellin) and our friends brother told the cop it was his pipe, so everybody at the party before we got there was 18 so they all blew and got mips and one got a paraphernalia ticket then it came time for the minors to blow and get fucked so when one of my friends gets up to go blow i make one quick move from my pocket to under the couch hiding my quarter and nobody saw me then when i get up to go blow my friend hides his qp in the same place, so i blow and had one of the lowest bac's along with the first minor friend that blew as we are bigger dudes so we get to leave without anything except a dont drink anymore and no more smoking speech, so we get the hell out of there and a few hours later after everybody is gone from the house and the cops arent there i pick up the qp friend as he got a mip and couldnt drive anymore and we went back to the house climbed through a window and retrieved out bags... sorry so long but it was the coolest thing that i have ever done and not got caught

I almost got caught one time...wait...oh, shit, I did.

i got arrested and i had clean urine in my car the cops said it was pcp so they gave me 15000 bail.....i didnt even know that pcp was liquid.....motherfuckers....wel i was also smoknig a blunt and had about 5 grams at the moment.......fucking bastrds took it all but left my scale and bars in my car neatly in the middle consel.....what careless cops they couldve bagged me for selling casue the weed was in 5 diff bags...(left over supers for when my bf could start smoking again) thank god i hadnt re-uped before i took this journey to jersey to visit my brother..i was waiting for when i got back home..lucky but still fukeddd

I did one of these threads a long while back. Anyhow, my two best are:

1. Coming back from a Grateful Dead concert in Wisconsin me and a buddy were smoking a joint in the car, going about 70mph. I look in the rearview mirrow and see someone right on my ass. I look again and only then notice the flashing lights on top of the car. In a total panic we open the windows and, as smoke pours out, we pull over to the side of the road. The cop flys by, off to some other destination. We must have sat their by the side of the road for an hour before we got our shit together and started to drive again.

2. I was living in Shanghai China and had managed to score some hash from these guys who came from the area of China that borders Afghanistan. I found a nice little secluded spot in a local park, pulled out my pipe, and started to smoke my hash when I realized a cop had quietly walked up and was standing beside me. I figured I'd probably spend the rest of my life in some hellish Chinese prison but the guy just stood there. After a few minutes he asks me where I'm from so I tell him the U.S.. Now that he realizes I can speak Chinese he just starts rambling about all kinds of shit.

Next thing I know there are like 10 people just standing there watching us. I'm totally tripping out when I begin to realize the guy really has no idea that I'm smoking somehting illegal. Weed is pretty rare there so its not like here where every cop would know immediately. I was just a strange foriegner doing some strange foriegn thing. I looked at my watch, made some comment about having to be somewhere and split.

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Originally Posted by lizka4200

i got arrested and i had clean urine in my car the cops said it was pcp so they gave me 15000 bail.....i didnt even know that pcp was liquid.....motherfuckers....wel i was also smoknig a blunt and had about 5 grams at the moment.......fucking bastrds took it all but left my scale and bars in my car neatly in the middle consel.....what careless cops they couldve bagged me for selling casue the weed was in 5 diff bags...(left over supers for when my bf could start smoking again) thank god i hadnt re-uped before i took this journey to jersey to visit my brother..i was waiting for when i got back home..lucky but still fukeddd

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That sounds like a job for C.S.I. You should've told them to swab.

iu told them to drin kit and see if they got fucked up....i was in cuffs screaming at all of them

That's usually a sign of someone on drugs. Next time, don't scream while you're in the handcuffs. If you bring some over, I'll be glad to practice with you. ;)

i only screamed when i was already in jail....they wouldnt let me make a hpone call....so i had to do it to annoy them so they would let me..it worked they didnt let me for about 6 hours till i started screaming...handcuffs hmm always fun and whips and choking hahaha

When I ran into a snowbank, back in Amsterdam, NY, the cops came and put me in handcuffs for drunk driving and then arrested me when I didn't take a breathalizer (the reason being that I was just trying to get my car out of the snow). At the police station, I was singing my head off while handcuffed to a bar, sitting on the floor and then went I went into the holding cell, I would continually whistle 'Cherokee Mist' by Jimi Hendrix, over and over. When I stopped, an officer (whom I knew a bit) would come back and check to see if I was alive. Then I'd start to whistle the same thing, over again.
I've never used bondage in my sexual practices, don't really have time for it.

dont have time for it what does that mean...when i was in the holding cell i was screaming to let me call my bf once called and i was in a cell i passed right out..thankfully cause i live in ny and i needed to wait for him to come pick me up in jersey with 15000$ bail....i passed out soo fast casue i was on soo many bars and got woken up to the lady shaking me like hey u really thought this bed was comftorable huh u didnt want to get up.