Anyone Fake being sick?

Wondering if any of you wanted to share you stories of how you faked being sick and stayed home or faked being sick at school and got sent home, Sorry I dont have any stories. :(

Who Does'nt?

i've refrained from doing that anymore for any occasion - i get sick afterward.

i do all the time. not very entertainting stories however....

Gag urself. Puke is really convincing.

Wierd I just did that friday, and I rarely skip class to stay at home. Mine isn't a crazy story. Well see I woke up and since I don't have to tell anyone I'm staying home, I went downstairs took a shower, ate some cereal, smoked a bowl, ate a lot more cereal, smoked another bowl and posted on here.

One thing I learned is that when I used to call in if I said "ive got the shits" they wouldnt dare ask for any more details. Its just 'ok hope you feel better' and left at that. Nobody wants the conversation to go any further if you are opening it that graphic haha.

ahah that's gross as shit.. heh pun, um k im making fake puke so far i got orange juice chips and pizza i also ate all of it so its going to seem real but what will make it smell like shit? When I say ate all of it I mean I didnt puke it up I just made it seem like it.

mix milk and citrus and let it sit...guarenteed to smell like puke

you could kind of gag youself so you get that nasty little like liquid spit shit that smells like puke and then you can spit that all over it?