Have you ever heard that urban legend?

About that guy who gets home from school and theres no-one there so he decides to go up to his room and jerk off. So up in his room he puts on his head phones turns up the volume closes his eyes and commences to choke the chicken. After a good long session he shoots his load. He takes his earphones off and cleans himself up. Its only then he notices someone has left milk and cookies on his bedside table that weren't there when he got home. :D :eek:

I head this little tale when I was in school in about 1996. I live in Dublin Ireland, Have you this one? and if so when and where are you from?

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttt???????

Yeah Like His mom came in with cookies for him and didnt want to embaress him

i just heard a story like that yesterday, xcept it wasn't an urban legend it was a person i knew. he was watching porn and blew his load and just fell asleap with his hand on his cock and jizz all over, and when he woke up there was a blanket on him and his computer was shut off.

AHAHAH oh man that story was fucking funny NightProwler

ha ha ha i laughed so hard when i read that thanks nightprowler

There's a similar story told on the Ricky Gervais: Politics DVD. Its really funny but imagine if you were that boy. You'd never be able to look your mum in the eye again.

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Originally Posted by firsttimefarmer

I head this little tale when I was in school in about 1996. I live in Dublin Ireland, Have you this one? and if so when and where are you from?

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well, like i said, my story wasnt an urban legend, but im in USA maine

haha. It was also supossed to be about a guy in my school.

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Originally Posted by NightProwler

i just heard a story like that yesterday, xcept it wasn't an urban legend it was a person i knew. he was watching porn and blew his load and just fell asleap with his hand on his cock and jizz all over, and when he woke up there was a blanket on him and his computer was shut off.

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lmao. that is mad funny