crazy night

Man i just had one hell of a night. I was supposed to meet up with a few friends from the page , but work calls me in, oh the thrill of Jr management ( a story for another time ) So i finally get off and meet up with my Girlfriend and my Mom ( yes my girl and my Mom like to party together) at a local watering hole.

Which was good because i was lossing my buzz from the joint i smoked before going to work .

I can see my mom and girl have had a few drinks , so i order a jager bomb and a tall miller light. i proceded to have a few more rounds of the same drinks .......... I know some people are like get to the end man so i will

I wake up sitting in my chair at home butt freaking naked , I look around don't see my clothes anywhere my girl friend is sleeping sitting up on the couch with my poodle and pit bull clothed. I wake up my girl to ask what happend and where are my clothes........she replied she didn't know and who paid the bill? What a freakin night

Wow, there was a lot skipped from that, so you ordered some more drinks, and then the only thing you remember is waking up butt naked, with fully clothed dogs... lol

Was your mom still clothed though? I hope so :D

Yeah I hope your mom didn't undress you!

On the other hand, recollections of a time when I staggered home at silly o clock in the morning, Pissed Right Up and whiteyed on myself. . . .

. . I then had the fortunate opportunity to fall in the bath, where I was stripped naked by my Old Man and hosed down with Freezing cold water!.. The Old Cunt probably pissed on me knowing him! haha

LOL