The top 12 things uttered by yoda while having sex:D

The Top 12 Things Uttered by Yoda While Having Sex




12 "Ahhh! Yoda's little friend seek you!"

11 "Excuse me while I put a shield on my saber, Sweetheart."

10 "Now you know why they put one of me in every Happy Meal, do you."

9 "Cuddling, afterplay -- a Jedi craves not these things."

8 "Down here, I am. Find a ladder, must I!"

7 "Do me or do me not -- there is no try."

6 "Early must I rise. Leave now must you!"

5 "You know, this would be a lot more fun without Frank Oz's hand up my ass."

4 "Happens to every guy sometimes this does."

3 "When 900 years old you get, Viagra you need too, hmmmmm?"

2 "Who's your Jedi master? WHO'S your Jedi Master?"

and the Number 1 Thing Uttered by Yoda While Making Love...


1 "Ow, ow, OW! On my ear you are!"

you are a funny girl where the hell do you get all this shit from :)

lola where you from?

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Originally Posted by chrispy21122

lola where you from?

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The sunshine state Florida:D


Btw thx Zola;)

omfg lola i love ya gurl hahaha