Doctor G Rolls a Fatty!

On one occasion an aquaintance bought me the rolling paper from Cheech
and Chongâ??s Big Bambu album. He challenged me to roll it. It was the size of a
double album cover, almost as big as a sheet of newsprint from the Sunday
Times, about fourteen by twenty two inches. I went to the closet and brought out
a fresh brick, I could see this was going to take more than a bag. I broke a
quarter off the kilo and proceeded to remove the largest stems and seeds. Well,
most of them any way, by the time I started throwing handfuls of weed into the
paper I had cleaned almost half a pound. After a while it took shape as a cylinder
two inches across and twenty two inches long, and yes I put most of that half
pound into it. I must have used six or eight zig zags to hold it shut as it was not
glued nor actually intended to be smoked.
For the next two weeks when people would come over and ask to smoke
some pot we would bring out the remains of the joint and puff on it for a while.
One day a friend came rushing up the stairs to announce the smell of our weed
was overpowering the bakery downstairs and we had better get the windows shut
right now, before we stoned all of Main Street. It took fifteen days of hard
smoking but we got it down to a six inch roach and decided we were done
smoking it. I then sent the remains off to my brother in boarding school and he
wrote back that he got ten joints out of it and it kept him stoned for two weeks.

nice story, my personal biggest yet took a full ounce (of bud (not counting any stems or seeds whatsoever i made sure to take every last one out) and took about a total of 20 zigzags (had to double up on them just to give it the stability it needed) i never did smoke it, because i wasn't about to smoke an ounce joint by myself (would've gladly smoked it if someone was here with me) that was just the one day i couldn't find my digicam :mad: never have gotten an ounce since then, but one's coming my way soon and i'll make sure to post pics this time :p

damn.... i rolled a cone blunt with 1.5oz.

the cherry was the size of my fist... me, my brother, and cousin smoked it all (of course we left a roach/blunt) this was just a month or so ago... i was high till noon the next day

thats funny,i was just talking about how cool it would be to roll a cheech and chong album joint with my freinds,how long did it take you to acctualty roll it and how did you do it?

Doctor G is the coolest stoner grandpa ever. I want to be just like him when I grow up.

Doc G is sick. ;)

MAN I LOOKED AT IT AND I WAS LONG STORY SO I DIDNT READ IT!