Fear of Clowns!?! I laughed so hard a t this read it!

For anyone earning a living, the financial toll of this phobia is incalculable. Living with fear means you can never concentrate fully and give your best. Lost opportunities. Poor performance or grades. Promotions that pass you by. fear of clowns will likely cost you tens, even hundreds of thousands of dollars over the course of your lifetime, let alone the cost to your health and quality of life. Now Fear Of Clowns can be gone for less than the price of a round-trip airline ticket.
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What is Fear Of Clowns?
Defined as "clowns", each year this surprisingly common phobia causes countless people needless distress.

To add insult to an already distressing condition, most fear of clowns therapies take months or years and sometimes even require the patient to be exposed repeatedly to their fear. We believe that not only is this totally unnecessary, it will often make the condition worse. And it is particularly cruel as fear of clowns can be eliminated with the right methods and just 24 hours of commitment by the phobic individual.

Known by a number of names - Coulrophobia and Fear of Clowns being the most common - the problem often significantly impacts the quality of life. It can cause panic attacks and keep people apart from loved ones and business associates. Symptoms typically include shortness of breath, rapid breathing, irregular heartbeat, sweating, nausea, and overall feelings of dread, although everyone experiences fear of clowns in their own way and may have different symptoms. .

Though a variety of potent drugs are often prescribed for fear of clowns, side effects and/or withdrawal symptoms can be severe. Moreover, drugs do not "cure" fear of clowns or any other phobia. At best they temporarily suppress the symptoms through chemical interaction.

The good news is that the modern, fast, drug-free processes of The CTRN Phobia Clinic will train your mind to feel completely different about clowns, eliminating the fear so it never haunts you again.

Consider the true cost of living with Fear

While it would make more sense to be afraid of poisonous wildlife, I too would be scared if all the clowns looked like this....

I wonder what would happen if you slipped a clown-phobiad person some good blotter and then when he's peaking in his trip just have you and 5 friends get clown suits that look like ABOVE picture then run in the room and tackle his ass to the ground.................he won't ever be the same....... :D

He would die. Pure and simple. Instant cereberal hemmorage followed by loss of bowel control and motor functions.

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