newbie with a pipe!

i just purchased a nice little two blown pipe and, frankly don't know how to use it. haha to those who are pro's with it, good job but do you mind helping the retards? i'd appreciate it :)

theres a little hole next to the bowl right? well fill the bowl and put your finger over the hole and put your mouth on the peice and light until the stuff is burning and once you think it's good take your finger off the hole and suck in with the rest of your lung space..........

what do i light? like i figured i had to put the flame under the pipe? and where do i put the weed like, on the outside?

oh and does the weed have to be crushed?

tear up the weed, like get rid of the stems and seeds and put the nice fluffy stuff in the bowl, and hold the lighter right over the bowl with the weed sitting on it, and when u light the lighter, suck in on the pipe to suck the flame directly onto the weed for a couple of seconds, so it gets burning.

okay and does it burn fast or slow in a pipe? like does it burn faster than in a nicely rolled blunt that burns good?

it definatley saves more weed than a blunt or joint.

pipes do save more and get u high. but id rather puff a joint or blunt anyday

bongs all the way they get you higher than anything

personally i like my 2 arm zong, way better than any bong ive hit, or pipe. but i do like my blunts and joints.