Crazy shroom dream

Ok so I bought 5 grams of golden caps for thirty bucks last night, I knew I needed sleep because I had school the next day so I decided to wait. I woke up this morning and chomped 'em down quickly. An hour goes by and I can feel the trip coming on pretty quickly so I popped Blazing Saddles in my VCR, hit play and got ready to get on the magic bus :D

Reality transitioned into cartoon land within the first 30 minutes. I'm walking around in the desert somewhere with jack shit around and starting to worry about what the fuck is going on. I start searching myself to see what I got to work with and find 3 things; a cigarette, little bottle of water, and a seed. I start screaming at the top of my lungs, I'm all happy cuz I JUST KNOW theres gonna be phat stalk of Mary J. waiting for me in the morning. So I dig up some dirt and throw in the seed, pour a little water on top and cover it back up. But I owe my friend 2 grams of bud that he fronted me so I start freaking out. I talked to my little baby for a long ass time, I tried to get her to grow but nothing happend, I poured all my water on it and still nothing. So I did what any sensible person would do; I beat my head against the ground until I lost conciousness :) In the morning I woke up and to my surprise -- the plant WAS there and it was huge, It was taller than me by at least 20 feet and had red eyes. I tried to cut her down to get to my bud but she fought like a mad man, she bit my arm off and punched me in the nose :mad: I ran away from her and got back to my house but my buddy wasnt so happy because I didnt have his bud, so I gave him a stem I had ripped off Mary during the fight and we smoked it up and then I woke up :D



Sorry I just felt like sharing, it was a fuckin hilarious trip hehe

nice! that would've even cooler if that happened while you were awake! o_O ahha well..nice post..im doin 700mgs of DXM tonight..woot!

wait i'm confused. you ate shrooms then fell asleep while tripping and dreamed this? i thought you couldn't fall asleep while tripping cus ur brain is in overdrive...
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nah nah see, shrooms vary great in strength & im guessing you may have thought you fell asleep. And you say you wer digging up sand in a desert? jesus man you were probably outside in ur garden digging up mud forfucksakes! i wanna buy sum mushies of ur shifter! :D hell of a lot better than the shitty trips i get anyways! :(

I doubt I was actually asleep lol My next door neighbor said I was in my back yard yelling at something yesterday haha