ppl w/autism control the weather

I know this to be a fact. The only reason they seem odd to us is that most of their mental faculties are focused on regulating weather patterns.

They told me this during my senior year of high school through telepathy. Toward the end of the school year, I woke up on a friday thinking it was saturday and took some acid. I quickly found out I had to go to school and that day at lunch I sat at the special table. The two autistic kids beamed the facts about how they control weather into my brain.

Oh, yeah, and people with down syndrome control the tides and maintain the orbit of the moon.

Oh look, the nice young men in their clean white coats are coming to take me back. Toodle-oooo!

I've got a tennis game tomorrow. Can you make it warm and sunny?

I personally can't, but I'll astrally project to one of them and ask for you. Where specifically would you like it to be warm and sunny?

I'm playing at Wimbledon.
Can you make it rain over Yankee Stadium? :)

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Originally Posted by SomeDude

I know this to be a fact. The only reason they seem odd to us is that most of their mental faculties are focused on regulating weather patterns.

They told me this during my senior year of high school through telepathy. Toward the end of the school year, I woke up on a friday thinking it was saturday and took some acid. I quickly found out I had to go to school and that day at lunch I sat at the special table. The two autistic kids beamed the facts about how they control weather into my brain.

Oh, yeah, and people with down syndrome control the tides and maintain the orbit of the moon.

Oh look, the nice young men in their clean white coats are coming to take me back. Toodle-oooo!

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I have so enjoyed reading your post :) Lulu xx